Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A vintage hand-drawn illustration in

A vintage hand-drawn illustration in golden yellow depicts a runner sliding into a base while a fielder applies a tag

Puffy white bubble-letter text reads "SMOKE" with billowing cartoon smoke clouds rising behind and around the lettering

Blue script lettering reads "Schabers" with the large "S" styled as steam curling up from a small coffee cup and saucer illustration

and clubs like this one gave working families something to rally around on summer evenings

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Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A vintage hand-drawn illustration inReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with