Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Takashi's only qualifications are a

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Earning the title of urban achiever requires nothing more than a millionaire in a wheelchair needing a tax write-off and a framed photo for his wall

Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

with "19" and "23" flanking a vintage hand-drawn gold cardigan with dark vertical stripes and fringe detail

Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Takashi's only qualifications are aCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just