Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Curved distressed white text reading

Curved distressed white text reading "IN THE WOODS" arcs below

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

" Olive-green bubble text reading "1983" sits at the bottom

Arched distressed white block text reads "PUT QUESO" above a cartoon illustration of a golden-orange tortilla chip with dark speckles dipping into a gray bowl of yellow queso

Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Curved distressed white text readingFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage