Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Tank Top pw Kansas City's worst-kept secret had

Kansas City's worst-kept secret had excellent tomatoes and terrible operational security

White text along the lower arc reads "RYLOS | STAR LEAGUE

and blue spark bursts

" A small white baseball illustration sits near the bottom right after the final period

Orthopedic surgeons have been telling it at parties for decades

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Tank Top pw Kansas City's worst-kept secret hadBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler