American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL each tilted inside individual squares

each tilted inside individual squares

crouching and holding a baseball

CALIF" above a decorative row of alternating orange and teal dots

with detailed tentacles curling outward

and crafted for maximum comfort

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL each tilted inside individual squaresApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple