William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS'

Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Stacked golden-yellow text reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" beside the mascot

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

Guarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended

Inspired by one of the original home entertainment consoles that launched way back in 1982

William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS'Dropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red