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Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Unisex Tank Top Size:S " Distressed white text insideGeorge's sci fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking. Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: A digital illustration of Marty McFly in a yellow radiation suit with a red headband and round visor performs the Vulcan salute against a starfield of small white dots. Outlined