Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex T-Shirt baltimore My fingers are like arrows

My fingers are like arrows

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

" Rounded text at the bottom reads "Punxsutawney

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex T-Shirt baltimore My fingers are like arrowsThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.