You Know Why I'm Here - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Arched golden-yellow distressed uppercase sans-serif

Arched golden-yellow distressed uppercase sans-serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden-yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with weathered texture throughout

Naturally the headquarters sits right above a basement that doesn't exist

and complaints get settled in the aisle with a wrestling match

A small shield shape at the bottom contains "SANDUSKY" and "OH" in smaller white uppercase text

" with a retro-style bowling pin and ball illustration flanked by diagonal motion lines

You Know Why I'm Here - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Arched golden-yellow distressed uppercase sans-serifDeviled eggs disappear from a potluck tray faster than a witness in a mob trial, and nobody ever sees who did it. Wearing this shirt is basically a signed confession with zero remorse and a request for seconds. The Details: Arched distressed white bubble text reads "YOU KNOW WHY" across the top. A vintage style illustration of a deviled egg with golden yellow piped filling atop a white egg half sits below, rendered with a weathered texture. Bold