Death Before Disco - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Guyabeetus is less a parody

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Red wing-like panels bordered by rivets frame yellow lightning bolts on either side of the trash-can body

Hill Valley's Chamber of Commerce really should honor their most decorated test pilot with a statue outside that mall

with a small diamond ornament centered beneath the subtitle

and a business partner who keeps showing up despite being very dead

Death Before Disco - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Guyabeetus is less a parodyElmo's deepest conviction has nothing to do with survival training or Cold War politics, just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny. Wearing a dead war's battle flag to brunch is peak lovable meathead energy. Inspired by Stripes. The Details: Bold white uppercase sans serif text stacked left aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared off edges. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve.