Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black " Golden retrievers are unknowingly

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

Sixty years of UFO sightings did less for extraterrestrial validation than a guidance counselor's poster

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

with a ribbon banner reading "OFFICER" and three stars below

Fight or Flight - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black " Golden retrievers are unknowinglyPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.