Walker Texas Ranger Mashup - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_bc Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "DON'T BE A" in a sans-serif font

" with horizontal slices through the letterforms evoking retro-futurist digital readouts

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

matching white lettering reads "NOT BLOW

handwritten mathematical equations

Walker Texas Ranger Mashup - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_bc Distressed white block text readsDropping one letter from a baseball franchise turns an entire roster into a bearded man who solves crimes with roundhouse kicks. Half the stadium thinks it's real merch, the other half just heard the theme song. The Details: Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half, bordered in white, with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top. A stencil style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits