David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt goonies He's a lean mean pecking

He's a lean mean pecking machine

A golden-yellow distressed portrait depicts Kenny G with long curly hair

and tattered clothing

flanked by white text reading "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

That 1970s jogging pamphlet aesthetic just makes the voluntary self-abuse feel wholesome

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt goonies He's a lean mean peckingDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Ring Spun