I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and atomic starbursts

and atomic starbursts

Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

featuring the iconic local landmarks of yesteryear

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and atomic starburstsPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending