American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL California

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" with larger white sans-serif text below reading "APPRECIATION SOCIETY

Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font

" layered over a large black bowling ball with a swirled texture and three white finger holes

Small gold serif text reads "EST

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL CaliforniaApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple