Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A bordered rectangle below contains

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Light blue dot-matrix style text composed of small circular pixels reads "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black A bordered rectangle below containsMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block