Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_bttf Lowercase white sans-serif text below

Lowercase white sans-serif text below reads "abides

Arched red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" above a white Polaroid-style bordered frame containing two red round ornament characters drawn in a 1930s rubber hose cartoon style

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

A red ribbon banner at the bottom contains gold text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS

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Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_bttf Lowercase white sans-serif text belowFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across