American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt clifton Bold red and black hand-drawn

Bold red and black hand-drawn text reads "PEE·WEE" above "AND THE" with "HERMANS" set on a red banner

Stuffing a banana in a tailpipe is the kind of move that only works if you have Axel Foley's laugh and absolutely zero respect for Beverly Hills PD

golden sand with beachgoers

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Some restaurants survive decades because they never forgot what mattered

American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt clifton Bold red and black hand-drawnApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple