Lost in the Sauce - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL A multicolor rainbow arc in

A multicolor rainbow arc in red

and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Clubs like these were more than sport for small Midwest towns

White hand-lettered script reads "Five Feet Nothin'" flanking a golden-yellow posterized portrait of Rudy in a jacket with arms crossed

Lost in the Sauce - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL A multicolor rainbow arc inSpilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout, just with better seasoning. Somehow a knocked over can of crushed tomatoes became the most wholesome way to announce you're completely gone. The Details: White script text reads "Lost" above smaller white text reading "in the." A red cylindrical can lies on its side in a white spill puddle beneath, with large white script text reading "Sauce" at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: