Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White sans-serif text below reads

White sans-serif text below reads "UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA

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Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White sans-serif text below readsAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white