I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno " "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls

" "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

Curved white text along the bottom reads "AIR CONDITIONED AND COOLED BY Carrier" in mixed serif and script fonts

" A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye

A vintage-style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno " "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy BallsSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white