Totally Bitchin - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL above a portrait of Brad

above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform

Try the waffles

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

Elmo's deepest conviction has nothing to do with survival training or Cold War politics

Distressed grey block text reads "CHAPPY'S FLIGHT ACADEMY" below

Totally Bitchin - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL above a portrait of BradChrome gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center. Somewhere a Members Only jacket just unzipped itself out of respect. The Details: White cursive script reads "totally" above large bold block letters "BITCHIN" filled with a cyan to pink gradient separated by a jagged white divider line. White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a