Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas which says everything about humanity's

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

"World's Okayest" is the only honest superlative anyone in a family of three kids has ever received

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

Calling yourself a stud muffin is the romantic equivalent of finger guns across a crowded room

Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas which says everything about humanity'sFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign