F-Bombs v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maui but whiskey is the one

but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in-law dinner

Five blue stars sit above distressed red cursive text reading "Gettysburg

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

Elves clocking out of Santa's workshop and holding a beer by 5:01 is the most relatable thing about December

Asking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect

F-Bombs v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maui but whiskey is the oneDropping F bombs got a military grade upgrade once somebody strapped a middle finger to every piece of ordnance in the payload. Diplomacy was never really on the flight plan. The Details: Olive green and orange cartoon bomber drawn in vintage military illustration style flies across the top, releasing a cascading payload of green bombs with orange stripes. Each bomb is marked with a white letter "F" and a small white cartoon hand extending a raised