Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight raising a pint glass of

raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip

Smaller text at the bottom reads "in the SUNSHINE CITY OF ARIZONA

Tourism boards rarely mention the Beast

Red script cursive text reads "Del Rio" beside vertical white lines with red bowling pin silhouettes arranged between them

just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings

Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight raising a pint glass ofSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red