Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Retiring number 9 for a

Retiring number 9 for a guy who showed up sixteen years late swinging a bat carved from a lightning strike is peak baseball mythology

High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest

Biff delivering a botched idiom with Rhodes Scholar confidence is peak bully energy

Dropping one letter from a baseball franchise turns an entire roster into a bearded man who solves crimes with roundhouse kicks

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Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Retiring number 9 for aRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with