Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt lakewood Distressed white stencil-style text below

Distressed white stencil-style text below reads "GET OFF MY LAWN

this one just needs to smile

holding a power drill with a menacing grin

White block text at the bottom reads "FIT'NESS PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

Merchandising keeps the planet running

Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt lakewood Distressed white stencil-style text belowMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow