Safety Third v3 - Unisex T-Shirt 90s CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS

CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS VEGAS

Squinting replaces dialogue when every standoff lasts longer than most marriages

sits in the front basket draped in a white blanket

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

Bold cream block letters read "CAPITAL" above "ROLLER RINK" within a distressed red and cream trapezoid border

Safety Third v3 - Unisex T-Shirt 90s CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LASDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head