Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Falling for a mannequin is

Falling for a mannequin is cute

it's a curtain call for a country that forgot the difference between entertainment and execution

January 2000: They call this one The Enforcer

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Falling for a mannequin isNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters