It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly a minimalist cyan outline illustration

a minimalist cyan outline illustration of Kevin Flynn riding a light cycle in side profile

Bold white hand-lettered text reads "IF LOVIN' THE LORD IS" and "WRONG" in a much larger brush-stroke style

" separated from the lower zone by a horizontal double-line divider in red and blue stripes

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Bowling lanes like this one were where Chicago's working families gathered after long shifts

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly a minimalist cyan outline illustrationRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &