I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and apparently the only requirement

and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame

In a city already devoted to the game

standing right across from Canter's in the heart of Los Angeles

completing the "I clover day drinking" visual phrase

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and apparently the only requirementPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in