President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt washington "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE

"CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

Red text reading "MOONLIGHT GARDEN" arcs along the left and bottom edge of a circular design outlined in blue

when drive-ins and bold neon signs defined the Southern California landscape

Arched white block text reads "BEER PONG" above a red Solo cup with a white ping pong ball landing in a yellow liquid splash

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt washington "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVETeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text