May The Schwartz Be With You - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " White text reads "APRIL

" White text reads "APRIL 1982 · BRAD HAMILTON" above a small red

spell "KINGPIN" across the top

White stylized text reads "Looking Good

the word "FUN" appears significantly larger in the same style

Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee

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