Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS a distant sailboat

a distant sailboat

with bold distressed white text reading "KUNG FU" and yellow text reading "ACADEMY" flanked by two small white stars below

1909" at the top

" and "BANQUETS - LUAUS" in smaller complementary text

with light blue italic text below reading "Eat Where they are caught

Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS a distant sailboatRelaxing with friends at Crystal Lake sounds great until you remember the camp's employee retention rate is literally zero. Somehow the brochure never mentions the large gentleman with strong opinions about premarital activities. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Distressed white text reading "Relax With Friends" arcs across the top of a circular design featuring a light blue woodcut style lake scene with radiating sun rays, waves, and a