Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt tennessee Teddy Roosevelt already looked like

Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president

followed by cursive text reading "Continental Cuisine

which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history

" Smaller red-orange text at the bottom reads "MIDDLE EARTH

no survivors

Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt tennessee Teddy Roosevelt already looked likeFireworks Directors earned that title the same way most people earn a criminal record, through enthusiasm and zero formal training. The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for. The Details: White text inside a yellow outlined curved banner reads "FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" above a vintage comic style illustration of a grinning woman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans sprinting toward the viewer, with a massive yellow and white