Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

Buying passage off-world just means trading acid rain for indentured servitude with better views

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will

Altoona's Engineers took the field in 1931 as part of Pennsylvania's deep minor league tradition

Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather retro bubble-style typeface reads "BESaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp