Thunder Buddies for Life - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Gothic white lettering reads "Jobu's"

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Thunder Buddies for Life - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Gothic white lettering reads "Jobu's"Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties. John and Ted proved dysfunction is just loyalty with worse coping skills. Inspired by Ted. The Details: Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center, flanked by yellow lightning bolts and scattered blue raindrops. Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center. White