Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A funny design inspired by

A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Sports fandom peaks when your strongest opinion is that you've been made aware of the general concept

A gray detailed illustration of a tall skyscraper with horizontal floor lines occupies the center

Opened during the great bowling boom of the 1950s and 1960s

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A funny design inspired byEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring