Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL with "BALL" and "CLUB" flanking

with "BALL" and "CLUB" flanking the monogram below the numerals

inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Distressed yellow text reads "HOME OF THE OLD 96ER" with white text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

Pink and white block text reads "KIRU" on a vertical sign above a mid-century steakhouse illustration with a brick facade

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL with "BALL" and "CLUB" flankingRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY