Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt melrose park with "bowl" below in bold

with "bowl" below in bold blue lowercase serif

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Winning a leg lamp in a fragrance contest means your living room decor has officially peaked

A funny design inspired by Jim Halpert's jello stapler prank on Dwight Schrute from the office

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt melrose park with "bowl" below in boldListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading