Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Chocolate Smaller clean white text below

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Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987

Doc Brown is one keynote away from defrauding venture capitalists instead of Libyans

White musical notes are scattered around the sloth

Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Chocolate Smaller clean white text belowBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text