The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Curved distressed white text below

Curved distressed white text below reads "BOBBY

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Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Rocket Bowl stood as Chatsworth's space-age gathering place during the mid-century boom of the 1950s and 1960s

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Curved distressed white text belowStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a