John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " A vintage hand-drawn illustration

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

Randolph and Mortimer's portfolio diversification strategy was just cruelty with a dress code

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Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " A vintage hand-drawn illustrationRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text