Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black blue and light blue scrollwork

blue and light blue scrollwork waves curl over a silhouetted figure on a yellow sand shore

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Coaching a golf ball like it's a scared puppy is what happens when a hockey enforcer tries to learn finesse

Bold white uppercase block text reads "I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS" centered in two lines

" and "NY" in descending centered lines

Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black blue and light blue scrollworkDying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational. The Details: Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green