Zapata Off-Shore Co. Printed Foam Trucker Hat Cozy rebellion Everyone has a plan until

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

The Come in Peace or Leave in Pieces Morale Patch features a skeleton hand flashing the peace sign while holding a dagger

1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)

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5 oz fabric weight for that real-deal heft

Zapata Off-Shore Co. Printed Foam Trucker Hat Cozy rebellion Everyone has a plan untilWhen youre running cover for international ops under the guise of offshore drilling, you need two things: plausible deniability and breathable headwear. The Zapata Off Shore Co. Foam Trucker delivers both. Whether you're exfiltrating assets from Havana or just picking up bait and switch tactics at the marina, this hat says, Dont worryIm just a patriotic oilman with absolutely no experience in regime change, narcotics logistics, or maritime sabotage.