Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank bakersfield began as Honest John's in

began as Honest John's in 1964

Bold white text reads "LYNDHURST" followed by lighter-weight "SECURITY" on a single line

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Inspired by The Fifth Element

Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank bakersfield began as Honest John's in"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text