WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M reimagining Fonzie as the owner

reimagining Fonzie as the owner of the coolest bike shop in town

The structure says "witty wordplay" but the content says "I peaked in seventh grade and I'm fine with it

depicting a figure holding a bottle

nostalgia overload

The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M reimagining Fonzie as the ownerMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"