William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Arched cream uppercase text reads

Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard

and the FBI still won't return your calls

The bird has a dark blue body

Distressed white curved text reading "COME GET COSY AT" arches above large serif lettering reading "MINNIE'S" with "ESTD" and "1865" flanking a vintage hand-drawn snow-covered log cabin

and red boots

William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Arched cream uppercase text readsNaming a casino after a governor whose greatest achievement was mastering the paddleball is the most transparent monument to corruption ever built. Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs at the blackjack table. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ESTABLISHED 1874" above a weathered golden yellow cartoon portrait of Governor William J. Le Petomane, flanked by