New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Spoonerisms exist so your brain

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

Somewhere in Wichita

Located at 6676 Telegraph Road in Bloomfield Township

New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Spoonerisms exist so your brainRoller rinks named after celestial bodies and run by a skating planet in a party hat inspire more confidence than any gym membership ever could. Chicago had its priorities straight. The Details: Golden yellow circular double bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom. A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn like ring