American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping Dripping red text below reads

Dripping red text below reads "Dig iT

Campfire smoke is the personality trait people adopt after one overnight trip and a forty minute YouTube tutorial on how to light kindling

Smaller white text reads "It's got raisins in it

Inspired by Edward Scissorhands

A sprig of green holly with red berries is centered at the top

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt camping Dripping red text below readsPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."